"Hello. This is the Cedar Rapids Police Department."
"Am I speaking to Jane Nes-"
"Yes! This is Jane Nesmith!"
"We have found your stolen vehicle, and it's in good condition--no damage other than what you'd reported was already there."
"Woohoo! Oh. Sorry. Where did you find it?"
"It's at the apartment building at the corner of 1st Avenue and 1st Street. When can you be there to meet the officers?"
"Give us fifteen minutes. We'll be there!"