Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Jane: Dumb Blonde

I love dumb blonde jokes. Like this one.

"Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the Contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.

"Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

"There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot."


I've figured out why I love these so much, one reason, anyway.

Blonde jokes are also language jokes. Almost always, the dumb blonde says something dumb because she is interpreting words literally. And for some reason, that is so funny!

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